這場　朕，不能要！ - NBA

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-05-22T16:50

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肯定是史上最鬥智的東西區冠軍賽！

勇士ZAZA 「出一腳、破一輪」

已經夠讓人拍案叫絕，西冠MVP當之無愧，地位直逼詹皇　　

但是最絕的，仍是POPO

在幾乎百分百預測結果中，勇士將在這輪出線

人們討論的只是馬刺能否偷得一勝兩勝

藉著ZAZA這一腳，POPO讓第二場腳就已經好了的可愛　「繼續休」

兩場休不夠，不會休三場？　三場休不夠，不會休四場？

一個傷不夠，不會傷二個？　二個傷不夠，不會傷三個？

勇士被打成勇黑，黑刺翻身成悲情刺，ZAZA被球迷威脅砍全家

因為主將沒打才輸，馬刺明年還是被視為勁旅，還是球星抱大腿的好去處！！

但是勇士今年卻被羞辱到就算奪冠還是會被酸

＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊＊

更絕的在今天，　我皇　姆斯

第一輪、第二輪，全都要了，打到這兩隊都想重建，主將都想離隊

第三輪，原本也要了，但是青塞居然學馬刺！！　把主將給藏了！

主將一藏，青塞輸的更合情合理！

東區戰績第一又加上狀元，明年情勢還是上漲，非常可能造成明星去青塞抱腿組團

　　「這樣的發展......　　　　　朕‧不滿意」

　　「所以今天這場　　　　　　　朕‧不能要」

姆斯透過這場，要跟青塞說　　你塞不需要ＩＴ

放心交易掉吧IT，不然選進來的Fultz會造成後場陣容嚴重重疊

（青塞本來就對此狀況頭疼不已，連Pierce都呼籲把狀元籤交易掉）

而我皇一招「不要」，讓青塞輕視IT的影響力，交易IT還是交易狀元？顯而易見！

我皇的要或不要，都能讓敵隊重建！

我皇的招，不是在看這一季，還要安排後面幾季

我皇放棄12:0的絕世榮耀！　　這步棋‧太絕！

註：太久沒在版上寫文了，文筆退化請見諒

看來對於東西區的佈局，各位的看法很不一

這時候就要來　神預測

西區

預測一：馬刺Game 4續藏可愛，絕不讓Pachulia白回來

預測二：季外名將低薪來歸降

東區

預測一：騎士Game 4小勝青塞 (..姆斯不會打算更狠...乾脆來個二連敗?!?!)

預測二：青塞中計，交易Thomas

預測有中記得來補讚 XD５

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at 2018-05-31T20:14

邏輯謬誤我賽少了IT還能拼贏騎士會讓球員不想來？
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at 2018-06-16T21:10

之前姆斯不是說要好的替補控衛?

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at 2018-07-10T00:04

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By Adele
at 2018-07-14T09:22

火鳳燎原看太多？

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at 2018-07-16T12:09

八奇？

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at 2018-07-18T00:20

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at 2018-07-19T11:56

姆姆真的智將

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at 2018-07-20T19:51

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at 2018-07-24T00:09

By Tracy
at 2018-07-25T22:21

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at 2018-07-29T10:37

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at 2018-08-06T22:20

反詐騙

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at 2018-08-08T19:51

事實是青賽的確開始懷疑it的價值
我皇公子獻頭已奏效

By Megan
at 2018-08-10T02:12

起承轉合在精闢分析中帶著些許的幽默本日模範文章
值得版眾好好研讀

By Ethan
at 2018-08-12T12:39

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at 2018-08-16T01:11

拍案叫絕啊

By Puput
at 2018-08-20T07:54

前面都講過的東西一直講，想點新的吧

By Yuri
at 2018-08-24T04:44

精闢

By Agatha
at 2018-08-26T13:36

一針見血好文

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at 2018-08-28T19:47

姆咪的八奇領域豈是汝此等俗人能解？

By Leila
at 2018-09-01T04:34

公3 小

By Madame
at 2018-09-01T08:59

公三小

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at 2018-09-01T22:35

智將姆斯 http://i.imgur.com/AZRJNbe.jpg

By Rosalind
at 2018-09-05T04:35

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By John
at 2018-09-10T01:27

卡

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at 2018-09-12T14:10

喔

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at 2018-09-16T20:43

這種文好膩～～～

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at 2018-09-18T08:13

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U質寫手

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at 2018-09-22T01:58

1.猜中給推

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at 2018-09-26T19:04

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The 不要

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at 2018-10-05T19:24

喔喔喔

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at 2018-10-07T21:13

好文推

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